6 posts tagged “rofl”

Hari ini 17 september
esok 18 hb
lusa 19 hb liat anak bulan ramadan..
aku rasa2 lah ahh..bulannya masih malu kali ne kn meliatkan badannya :S
*mau bet?*

Hari ini saya tidak berpuasa
sesungguhnya saya tidak berupaya melakukan ibadah puasa kerana sakit yg amat sangat
ini adalah kerana saya mengalami sakit perut yg teramat sangat
bayangkan pkl 3 pagi saya terjaga hanya utk membuang hadas yg begitu besar sekali
sedangkan saya masuk tidur pada pkl 1 kerana mengulangkaji utk test math seminar..
selesai membuang hajat
tidur semula...
then pkl 4am bangun lagi utk makan sahur
akan tetapi, perut saya tidak dapat menerima sebarang makanan hanya sayur cangkuk sahaja :S
ini kerana berasa senak d bahagian dada..
sakit yg teramat..
pusing kiri pusing kanan tidak dapat melelapkan mata
dlm pikiran hanya sakit and pintu jamban
gawattt yahh..
setiap jam aku terpaksa bangun menghirit badan utk beria yg tidak ada
adakah aku keracunan?
kalau ia kenapa aku tidak muntah2?
aku hairan sekali...
sudah itu..aku berniat tidak berpuasa memandangkan keadaan yg tidak sihat
dan sesungguhnya aku dengan senghaja mengorek taie hidung apabila fajar sadik menjelang..hihihi
walaupun aku tidak berpuasa, aku tidak makan banyak..
hanya sekeping cakoi sahaja sama gula2 satu biji :S
aku terpaksa tidak berpuasa kerana keadaan diri yg tidak mengizinkan..
hmmm...
Menghitung haie~

okie~
hari ini saya bersungkai bersama2 parent @ La Mee (pilihan bapaku)
Actually kan makan arah Big papa's tapi fully booked sudah!
Then 2nd plan, went to Soto Rindu @ Giant
But then tutuppppp tia jua....
balum buka ahhh~atukan hampir pkl 11am ku k sna
mau inda mau paksa tah ku suruh bapa ku booking tmpt utk sungkai.
psl cikit jam pkl 11 am atu aku terpaksa k ubd lahh ada appointment with the Dr. Sannay.
ia bagi hint kali ahh..
exactly sama soalan test tadi with the revision paper for his part. Mind u, it had 2 parts - prof. Hosking and him.
so, lucky i met him before the test and discuss the answer with :)
then ada tia test yg dua jam ahh..mati ehh..batahh banar atu sampai labu parut ku yg langsung nada papa makanan atu..haihhh
then went home..

talking about the menu today at La Mee
it was delicious..Love every food served :) *worth the money*
and, it was awesome chilling outside near the walkway
daripada d dalam sampit2..haihh~

The menu:
1. Nasi Putih
2. Buttermilk chicken
3. Ikan bertepung masak merah
4. Sambal talur
5. mie wantan
6. Sup ayam
7. Bubur carrot + ubi
8. Buah2an such as sikoi sama oren
9. Kurma
10. Agar2
11. Air Putih/Air Manisan/Teh Tarik
12. Murtabak jem

Thumbs up for all the foods. Nyamannnn~~~
hehehe

Then, off to Pusat Belia kan beli kek raya
inda nyaman2 keknya ahh..booorrriinnggg~
Balik2 pun..
Langu ku sudah keknya ahh..
bali kek roll durian montong (biar kmu makan nanti trus begulik2 sempena namanya roll atu jua)
asal saja jn kamu rock bebeh d rmh ku sudahh lahh~
atu nada ampau..
ada bapa ku unjuki penyapu tu..huehehe..nadadehh~
aku semangat dh raya ne
baru ne ku memanyap bilik tamu..esuk lagi sambung..sangal ku bahh
kan berihat sekajap..kan rilek2..manja2kan badan..
hehehe

Myb ada yg sudah baca..Myb ada yg blm baca..
Just want to share some joke with u.

(c) at kurapak

Ada ceta lah yang ku minat ani, namanya Titanic. Siuk yo cetanya, best hantap, mbari unggat2 bah jantung ani meliat. Datang tia utak lojik lagi berakal ani.

Kamu yang membaca ani..imejin lah ah..Titanic dalam bahasa melayu..bahasa brunei la..cmpur la kedayan skit..

Ani tym part2 durg tumbir2 ah ujung kapal ah..si jack sama si rose..bepaluk2 ah..
Rose..kan indah cinta kita ani..cam matahari atu..taang..oren tia ganya sulnya.. uja si jack sambil memaluk si rose.

Awu jack..siuk eh..happening wah ni cinta tani ani.. balas si rose. Rose..aku cintakan kau..indaku kan melapaskan kau..kata si jack memaluk2 si rose. Awu jack..cinta - cinta jua..tapi ingat..alum kawin ni..memaluk atu..jan luan amai tangan atu..jan inda tantu menulus tangan atu..kedapatan kang leh bisdia indung ku..nada kawin taus tani ani..uwang puteh jua ni..alum pakah ya beliur.. uja si rose lagi.

Adeh rose..cinta kah kau ani..kata si jack lagi. Mbaie gigitan jua bini2 ani..tym romantik ani di lumak2nya ku.. banaa.. baik jua gf.. mun inda.. batah dah ah ke aing bini2 ani..eh..sabaa..sambung si jack dalam hati.
Jack..aku mau terbang.. kata si rose sambil mengangkat tangannya..

Anglah! Haing palah teliak si dayang ani, mbaie mati nih ni, kan buuk hidung asanya..kaya saja bunyi..mandi pun inda tekaih.. bisik si jack. Anu rose..turunkan tia tanganmu atu..inda me nampak bah matahari ah.. dalih si jack kan menyuruh si rose menurunkan tangannya. Eh..biar tia bah..romantik jua ni..siuk jua rasanya..kata si rose.Mudahan jua inda ia realize eh teliakku haing ani..bisik si rose, hijap ya si jack keciuman..Aduh nda ulah lagi nih.. bila haing atu.. kakal jua haing..

Skali pendekkan ceta..TAAP! BUBB! DUM!! BAAB! miatu lah bunyi kapal pacah..ada camatulah sdikit2..jan majal ani..bila kan luus melihat sendiri..

Tym ani scene bisidia ah papan apung2..si jack ah aing..si rose atas papan..pacah dah tu kapal atu.. ani ada lah ku tambah2 sdikit cetanya.. Rose..jangan ku di lapaskan..aku cintakan kau.. tangis si jack katar-katar..ukan sal menangis..kesajukan..aing x ah..sapa inda sajuk..

Awu jack..nada ku melapas ni..i lap u too! haik-haik si rose tangis tangis. Rose..cintaku nda kan be ubah..walaupun teliak mu haing hantap..walau buuk hidung ani mencium.. akun si jack ah si rose. Hah! Apa! Oo..selama ani menipu tah ko ah ku ni..padan biyut muha mu tym ku ngangkat tangan haie atu..jadi..mun bekulat hidung mu atu..bahawu tah ko kan ngakun tu..kuwang hajaa punya laki2..setan bana...bah! putus tani! Sorry, tawaa hatiku! maah si rose atu..kebeliangan uwang apung2 subalahnya atu..si rose pun melapaskan tangan si jack.. Rose..jangan..jangan...jan... makin jauh tinggalam bunyi suara si jack..nuhun tia..kesian..

Jadi catu lah ceta Titanic..versi ku..moral of the story..becinta biar jujur, jantah di main tu kata2 manis atu..usai2 plg menagur..jan kasaa2..bila nya haing..kakal jua haing tu..balikan sabun..balikan ubat teliak..balikan colgate..balikan syampoo..mun cinta atu..jan kait ani..secondly...jan tah becinta ah kapal..mun taguh inda apa..ani mun mudah pacah..payah jua tu..inda ja?

Holding out his little hand, my four-year-old asked, "Dad, what kind of bug is this?"

"A ladybug," I told him.

"Wow," he said, impressed. "You have good eyes."

Two engineers are walking to class when one says, "Where'd you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replies, "Well, yesterday I was on my way home when this beautiful girl rode in front of me, tossed the bike and her clothes to the ground and declared, "Take what you want!"

The first engineer nods in approval, "Good choice - the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

... Now read without the word dog.

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

"OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert", "Thanks Mom" replies the son.

After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"

The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."

"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water.

But Mom", "Yes son?"

"Why the heck are we in the San Diego Zoo?"

Retrieved: 10th January 2008. Animal Joke. Camel Questions. URL : http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Animal-Jokes/Camel-Questions.html